Church Time

Jenny recently told me that our blog doesn't include enough pictures...

So, apparently there is this sort of "lectureship" thing that goes on at a church here in Tulsa. It's your basic, bunch of people come to church, various praise teams sing and throughout the week there are different speakers. Nothing really new here. Well, Jenny and I went to the opening night tonight. We actually found out after we were there that the speaker was Rick Atchley, which was cool, but because of storms we never saw him.(he was supposed to speak at 7, we left around 8:30) ANYWAY an interesting thing happened on the way in. Jenny and I smelled pizza, and after we sat down with out friends Jenny asked about it. Our friend Dave told us it was free......we like free. Jenny then asked another question. A question I, would not have thought to ask, but she did. Jenny asked if it would OK to bring some into the auditorium. Dave said that it was cool, and off Jenny went. I sat there at first thinking not much of it, but as Jenny returned....I saw what had happened. I looked around and noticed that not one person in the building had food in the auditorium,...except in between Jenny and I. This is what we had.
That's right....we even had dessert. Wow. Well needless to say, I couldn't take a bite. I thought about it and I realized, you know...this is the house of God, I think I can wait a while. Jenny of course decided the same thing and so we both didn't eat any.
By that I mean, Jenny started eating in church. In. Church. Sorry God, I would praise you....but my praise is blocked....by Satan? no, .......by pizza. I must have heard the song wrong, "and if we had ten thousand tongues, we would praise you with 9,999 of them, the other one would be eating pizza." Needless to say, Jenny needs our prayers for eating in church. Pretty sure it was in the old testament somewhere. But wait, Jenny wasn't done. I want to show you something:
I know it's hard to see, but that is a stain. You want to know a secret? It wasn't there before we arrived. Jenny decided to take it to the next level and spill her tea on the carpet. So lets review, Jenny brought food into the auditorium, ate it...in the auditorium and then spilled her tea on the carpet. Pray for Jenny.

Changing gears, here is what happens when you give judge a pillow to play with...for 30 seconds.
Please notice the "what did I do wrong?" look. This is a clever guise for what lurks below. Whats below is the, I know I just ripped this up and got it everywhere, and I know you have to clean it up now, but I don't care cause I'm a dog. Thanks.

Till next time.............oh, tomorrow I'll blog about LOST. Because I have good theories, and I know you want to hear them, but you don't want to ask me, cause then I'll know that you want to know what I think, and you're embarrassed. That's OK, everyone already knows I'm really smart and have great LOST theories, but I'll just post them here anyway so you can read them. Your welcome.