Recession, meet Z-session

In these troubling times I know that we are all looking for solutions to the many problems brought about by the recession and current times. I have thought of the perfect solution that would solve everything: Zombie Apocalypse. Now this might seem a little extreme, but let me explain why this would be the best solution for everyone.

Now, it is obvious that there would be quite a lot of mayhem in the beginning as the zombies rose and started going crazy, but here is what would have happened. First, the troops would come home immediately. We would need help killing off the zombies, so war in Iraq & Afghanistan would be put on hold while the military killed off the zombies here. This would be a win win because we would get our troops back, as well as not having to worry about the middle east because it would be swarmed with zombies also.

In the aftermath of this much of the country would be damaged and because of this central government would have to take a back seat to state sovereignty and thus restoring us back to the way things were. As we progressed the US would regain our "eye of the tiger" we seemed to have lost, rely heavily on capitalism and once again take the top spot on the world totem poll with a booming economy and functional government. As an added bonus, the damage done to cities and suburban areas would allow us to make a smooth transition to "go green" as everyone is crazy to do. Sadly, the people most excited by this prospect would for the most part, not be there to enjoy it. As it is, post zombie apocalypse would show a 20 to 1 conservative to liberal population as let's face it, liberals hate guns, and zombies hate liberals plus anything else that moves.

The greatest advantage though would be the 2012 election. Although president Obama would obviously survive and do a great job inspiring the population, he will lose in a landslide election to the new challenger who receives 89% of the popular vote.... Zombie Reagan. Under the steady but mangled hand of zombie Reagan capitalism would thrive and America would be a beacon of hope to all once again. As an added bonus, Zombie Reagen angered by the possibility of his Nuclear Proliferation work being destroyed world invite Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il to a meeting to talk about the future. Unfortunately for them, Reagan would see they were crazy and eat them both. The would will rejoice as a nation state of Korea and a democratic Iran is formed.








The final bonus would be however the Resurrection Tour. Michael Jackson would preform thriller like it had never been preformed before, and as a zombie, needing no drugs, and everyone being OK with thinking he looked weird, his next CD goes double platinum setting new records.

There it is, Zombie Apocalypse followed by Americas rise back to power. I think that's a great solution, just make sure you sleep with a shotgun next to your bed like Jenny and I do.

Till next time.....